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I want food inside of me

breakfast just got a lot easier

breakfast just got a lot easier

(Source: nataliemeansnice)


jesus didn’t die on the cross for you disgusting people to enjoy mayonnaise 

(Source: fingerblaster113)


an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:

give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious


I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do